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Confucius say .........
2004-06-29 - 12:22 a.m.
Just for laughs, a bit of Confucius say: Bread that is cast upon water get soggy and sink. Confucius say too damn much. Find old man in dark?....it not hard! Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ. Fly which rest on toilet seat get pissed off. Girl who douche with vinegar walk around with sour puss. He who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. If you park, don't drink. Accidents cause people. It is okay for shit to happen. Shit will decompose. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill. Learn to masturbate -- come in handy. Man who smoke pot choke on handle. Man who speak with forked-tongue should not kiss balloons. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Passionate kiss like spider web -- lead to undoing of fly. Squirrel who run up woman's leg not find nuts. To make egg roll, push it. Virginity like balloon -- one prick, all gone. When lady say maybe, she mean yes, When lady say no, she mean maybe, When lady say yes, she no lady. Wise man not play leapfrog with unicorn. Woman who put detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy. Confucius Say An 'Airplane Blonde' is one who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'. Had to add one more blonde joke I think is funny: What did the blonde say when she woke up under a cow? "What are these four guys still doing here?"
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