Two entries ago I did an entry on condoms, and it got me thinking (Uhhhhh Ohhhhh). I said to myself, �Hey QT, you got the penis covered with the condom entry, but what about the poor testicles. They deserve an entry too!
Wow, did you know that there a entire festivals devoted to BALLS? No, not the dancing kind...testicles. Hey, dancing testicles...I�d pay to see that!.....no, no, no.....back on track, back on track.
IN WORLD NEWS TODAY: Mark your calendars! The next World Testicle Cooking Championship will be held on the 29th of August 2009, also known as BALL CUP , to be held this year in Siberia. Why Siberia? To quote Ljubomir Erovic, author of �The Testicle Cookbook, Cooking with Balls�, �The Scots have Scotch, the Swiss have cheese, and we Serbs have balls! Why shouldn�t we sell them to the world as a real Serbian trademark speciality from Shumadija?� If you�re not in the mood to travel all the way to Siberia, but hate to give up the opportunity to taste some world class testicles, not to worry. The United States has picked up the bal (or is that balls). Annual Testicle festivals can be found in Missouri, Alabama, Oklahoma, Virginia, and many other states. Their popularity is spreading faster than jock itch. BTW; Doesn�t this �Testicle Pizza� look delicious! Take that Pizza Hut!
IN LITERATURE: Anne Welsh Guy is at it again. She has written another best seller, this time, with our canine friends in mind. Realizing how upset her little pal, Butchy the Boxer dog, would be when she had to tell him she was taking him to be �fixed�, she decided to try and soften the blow by writing a book all about it just for him. Apparently it did the trick for little Butchy. Well that, and the promise of buying him a pair of �NEUTICLES, testicular implantation for pets�. After all, for Butchy, appearances are everything! Wooofffff.....
