IN the NEWS: Dog Condom Creator Saddened Over Product Recall The creator of a meat-scented dog condom had high hopes for his invention, until the pooch product was recalled. Phillip Laxis, product developer for dogcondoms.com, admits, �I�m not going to lie to you. It�s a disappointment,� but says the extensive test market studies that resulted in 102 unwanted pooch pregnancies and 15 near- choking incidents justified the recall. Surprisingly, Laxis thinks it�s the fault of the owners, who he envisioned would place the condom on the dog before intercourse and supervise the act. In his words, �People were not anticipating the dogs� needs. Create a doggy date situation where you can control it, a situation where no one gets hurt.� While Laxis admits parental pooch supervision might not create the ideal romantic situation, he asks, �Do you see the romance in genital mutilation?� The self-professed dog lover says he�s not giving up on safe sex for schnauzers, and is now working on a female dog condom using �some sort of harness mechanism.�
And in Our Fashion News, condoms are all the rage on the runway:
In our International News: AIDS is a serious issue in India and many of the problems stem from lack of awareness regarding proper condom use. That's why we all can appreciate custom car designer K Sudhakar's condom motorcycle, which he hopes will penetrate the collective consciousness of India. The bike includes a sound system that broadcasts information about AIDS and condom usage.
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