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What a CAT-astrophe
2008-12-08 - 11:32 p.m.

As you know, I love cats, really. Many are absolutely gorgeous. I can understand some women wishing they were as beautiful as a cat. For example, take the original Cat Woman:

What woman wouldn�t love to have her tiny waist and long lashes? All the Cat Women to follow were also quite sexy. But this woman, Jocelyn WILDenstein, took it a bit too far:

What a transformation. She started having this radical surgery after fearing her millionaire art dealer husband, Alec WILDenstein, would leave her - which sadly, he eventually did, for a Russian model.

Even sadder still, she based her remodeled look on exotic wild cats, which he loved. She felt that he might find her more attractive if she became "more feline". Yet, the first time he saw his newly-sculpted wife�s face, he screamed in horror. He was quoted as saying, "She seems to think that you fix a face the same way you fix a house."

Well, I thought this was bad, until today, when I saw Dennis Abner, a.k.a., �Catman� (he legally changed his name to this:

All I can say is, I�d hate the job of cleaning THAT litter box!

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