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Snakes, Laughs and more Prayers
2008-10-20 - 9:18 p.m.
When did �Christian� become such an ugly word? When did proclaiming to be one need to be done in only whispered tones? I just don�t get it at all. It is something I was raised to be proud of, not hide in shame about. Of course, perhaps I�m not what you would call a �typical� Christian, at least not by today�s definition. I do not believe myself to be better than others...I try to not judge....I try to make no assumptions about anyone based on their sex, sexual persuasion, religious beliefs, career, political beliefs, etc..... To me, it is not the color of one�s skin that is important, but the color of one�s heart. Be it a hearts of gold or a heart as black as coal, they can be found in all races and all sexes. Anyways, I�m a straight shooter who calls them as she sees them. With that being said, you will now see, in the following words, what may seem like a contradiction in some of what I just said. Hisssssssssssesssss........ We met with the other Attorney today. It was an extremely stressful and difficult meeting to sit through. This guy�s heart is so black that I expected him to slither across the desk and hiss at me at any moment. I do NOT know how someone like this man can live with himself. All the boldface lies and contradictions he spewed. It was all I could do to keep from climbing over the desk and slapping the s**t out of him, but he probably would have liked it. Nothing was settled today. He still insist that, for his 5 months of work on the case, he should get 2/3 of the fees and us, for our 3 years work, only 1/3, AND says that that�s what hubby told him would be the split in the beginning. We have to meet with him again at 4:00 on Thursday so I ask once again for your prayers/good-thoughts being sent our way to settle this 50/50. The whole thing has made me very sick. Laughs.............. Now for something on the lighter side. I received this little email today and decided it was too cute to keep to myself. ENJOY!:
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think. Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me. What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice. What did Mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't h ave her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad. What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine. What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long. What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue. If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
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